Debit Machine Woes

  • Me: Please insert your Visa card
  • Customer: *taps card*
  • Customer: Why didn't it work
  • Me: We don't have the pay pass for Visa, please insert your chip
  • Customer: But it says here you can tap!
  • Me: Master Card and AMEX both tap but for some reason Visa won't work here. Please use the chip reader.
  • Customer: *taps card again* I don't understand, I just did this at another store.
  • Me: Unfortunately our machines won't accept the Visa tap, please put your card in the machine.
  • Customer: But it says you can tap!
  • Me: ........ Just give me your card, I'll do it.

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis)

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

kernalmustache:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

Somebody needs to read this with the accents

(Source: eggito)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently